abrza:

wintermindpalace:

Burgerking Cunningscratch.

My first thought was, “To whomever has the initials ‘B.H.’, I’m sorry this isn’t fun for you.”

But then I thought, “Wait, perhaps having ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ as your Benedict Cumberbatch name IS fun because he’s so rarely called that.”

(P.S. I’m Benadryl Calldispatch.)

thatotherstory:

curryuku:

take-it-in-stride:

If Korra was a Japanese anime.

omfg

holy shit 

this is so badass

adlegend21:

kaidanalenko:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty. 

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

#TWERKING FOR FREEDOM

I showed some of my coworkers this and they saluted.

thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

prostheticknowledge:

Updated XKCD map of Social Networks (click for bigger … Tumblr is bottom left)

porrimz:

I feel like green is an underrated colour

like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like

just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is

crystalxwolf:

Nawh I do. Wonderful creatures.

buggy-love:

duckbuckets:

gh0stick:

gh0stick:

shorlok:

marintan:

elasticitymudflap:

adrimnzr:

hrmnzr - We Are SHOTS☆CANDY

just

listen

download

OH MY GOD

Oh my fucking god I’m crying

I just really needed to remind everyone that this mash-up fucking exists.

DEAR GOD

Beautiful.

vindictev:

auroralynne:

xmaplebeerx:

myfemalegaze:

pocketworthy:

blacknerdjade:

jaffneykiueen:

You cannot be serious…

Korea….

I didn’t think their was anything as bad as the shake weight. but here it is.

Now I have something to do with my legs when I use my shake weight! 

…………………MARY!!!!!!!

WERK IT, BABY. WERK DEM HIPS.

delay-ed:

asethey:

  

I’ve been waiting for this oh my god

sarawesomeh:

gambler-x:

videohall:

Trust fall prank

Trust me i’m falling.

I’m at work. I’m supposed to be quiet. I can’t be snort-laughing at your shit, Tumblr.