My first thought was, “To whomever has the initials ‘B.H.’, I’m sorry this isn’t fun for you.”
But then I thought, “Wait, perhaps having ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ as your Benedict Cumberbatch name IS fun because he’s so rarely called that.”
(P.S. I’m Benadryl Calldispatch.)
If Korra was a Japanese anime.
this is so badass
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
I showed some of my coworkers this and they saluted.
My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
Updated XKCD map of Social Networks (click for bigger … Tumblr is bottom left)
I feel like green is an underrated colour
like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like
just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is
Nawh I do. Wonderful creatures.
hrmnzr - We Are SHOTS☆CANDY
OH MY GOD
Oh my fucking god I’m crying
I just really needed to remind everyone that this mash-up fucking exists.
You cannot be serious…
I didn’t think their was anything as bad as the shake weight. but here it is.
Now I have something to do with my legs when I use my shake weight!
WERK IT, BABY. WERK DEM HIPS.